The Stupendium

In all my years of merch-making the most consistent request I have been unable to fulfil has continued to haunt me.  Stupendium brand enriched uranium kitchen utensils.  I still can’t make those.  The second most requested thing has been pins. Those I can do...

Does your house have a particularly bland quantity of un-claimed surface area? Do you perhaps have a patch of unsightly mould your landlord refuses to deal with that needs covering? Are you maybe digging an escape tunnel, the entrance to which you need to...

‘Darkness falls across the mall  But from the gloom, the gift shop calls…  So as you seek a place to hide  You take a peek and creep inside…’  That’s right! You can take home a Pizza’ The Action yourself with the new ‘Cosmo the...

In all my years of merch-making the most consistent request I have been unable to fulfil has continued to haunt me.  Stupendium Brand FM Radio toilet roll holders.  I still can’t make those.  The second most requested thing has been pins. Those I can...

You can’t beat the classics. And you can’t spell ‘beat’ without T(ee).  Want to tell the world you’re a Stupendi-fan? Sure, you could shout from the rooftops but let’s be honest here, rooftop access is restricted in most places. It’s just inefficient.  So why...

'They're loveable, huggable, squeezably nice  They're wonderful fun and reasonably priced  They're my SnugglePendium!'  They're back - the greatest in squishable mid-tier internet personalities; The SnugglePendium!  Clocking in at an impressive 58 Snuggles per minute and expertly tailored in the finest orange sparkles, The SnugglePendium...

If you could travel back in time, way back to the earliest days of YouTube, a time when little baby Stupes was just uploading videos of their pet tortoise doing weird things with a shoe for an audience of nobody, and you were to...

Are you particularly fond of the shape of your head? Do you ever wish you could keep your noggin toasty but also get to show off the sultry curves of your cranial structure?  Then boy, do we have the hat for you!  The new...

Many moons ago, in a distant time, on the far shores of a different merchandise provider, The Stupendium received a message…   "Hey, we want to make little cushions of your face. We’re going to do it for all of our top creators and...